i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
She needs sedatives and a leash
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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