shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
