from now on my penis is your penis
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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