what if I'm pregnant?
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he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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