We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
this is an emotional support booty call
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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