They should really pass out barf bags in church
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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