office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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