Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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