Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
