pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Non-Jews are for practice
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
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we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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