fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
