wake up i wanna do it froggy style
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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