We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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