You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Less talking, more tequila
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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