He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
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You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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