Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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