Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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