i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
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Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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