FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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