I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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