Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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