Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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