But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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