I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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