Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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