Umm I'm too high to move.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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