I hate all girls vehemently.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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