Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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