Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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