Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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