i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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