Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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