I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just pee around me
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I smell like Dick and happiness
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