You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
