By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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