You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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