I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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