Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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