needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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