His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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