but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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