ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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