i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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