Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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