Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine