youre lurking in front of me
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
25 People Reveal The Creepiest Kids They Went to School With
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
17 Subtle Body Language Signs That Reveal A Lot About Someone
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.