i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
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I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.