New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?