Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.