quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina