You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
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my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.