For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
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If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
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