Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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