Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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