even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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