i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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