i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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