I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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