the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Who died my cat blue again?
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