You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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