They have a pepper shaker for pot.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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