You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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